I gotta make a MOVIE!

I don't know what it'll be about, but that doesn't matter! Because it will have EXPLOSIONS! And BLOOD! And TITS! Like... this one BIG BALDHEADED GUY IN CAMOUFLAGE jumps out of a HELICOPTER with a huge KNIFE! And then, there's this BLACK DUDE who says "MUHFUCKA" a lot and holds guns SIDEWAYS! There will be SLOW MOTION SCENES! And um... this CYBORG, with a giant gun that shoots out GUNS! And there will be this one scene at a STRIP CLUB! After the DVD has been out for about 6 months, I'll release the DIRECTOR'S CUT VERSION on BLU-RAY, and it will have an EXTRA SCENE that is NOTHING BUT FLAMES FOR HALF AN HOUR! Holy shit, does anybody know how to get in touch with Rob Zombie?

Just take out all the heart and subtlety of an older slasher flick, then add a lot of dumpster skanks that get naked and die for no reason. Oh yeah, and you have to have it take place in a carnival or some shit with washed-up psychedelic hard rock playing on a piece of shit radio. You don't even need to film it: Rob will simply BE there.

Haha... to be completely honest, I liked his first two movies. But I can never forgive him for destroying the Halloween franchise. I've read that he plans to fuck up The Blob next.

Don't you mean "1000 Devil's Rejects go to the Freaky Thunderdrag XXX Sleazefest starring some blob like thing"?

durrhurr wrote:Don't you mean "1000 Devil's Rejects go to the Freaky Thunderdrag XXX Sleazefest starring some blob like thing"?

Most likely. And I won't be surprised if the blob has a cock and goes around cursing its victims out with a redneck accent.

yo, will this be available on VHS?

The special edition will be on VHS. But the ultra-special edition will be on Beta!

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