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I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by Fuckoid on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:17 pm

I don't know what it'll be about, but that doesn't matter! Because it will have EXPLOSIONS! And BLOOD! And TITS! Like... this one BIG BALDHEADED GUY IN CAMOUFLAGE jumps out of a HELICOPTER with a huge KNIFE! And then, there's this BLACK DUDE who says "MUHFUCKA" a lot and holds guns SIDEWAYS! There will be SLOW MOTION SCENES! And um... this CYBORG, with a giant gun that shoots out GUNS! And there will be this one scene at a STRIP CLUB! After the DVD has been out for about 6 months, I'll release the DIRECTOR'S CUT VERSION on BLU-RAY, and it will have an EXTRA SCENE that is NOTHING BUT FLAMES FOR HALF AN HOUR! Holy shit, does anybody know how to get in touch with Rob Zombie?
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by durrhurr on Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:02 pm

Just take out all the heart and subtlety of an older slasher flick, then add a lot of dumpster skanks that get naked and die for no reason. Oh yeah, and you have to have it take place in a carnival or some shit with washed-up psychedelic hard rock playing on a piece of shit radio. You don't even need to film it: Rob will simply BE there.
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by Fuckoid on Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:09 pm

Haha... to be completely honest, I liked his first two movies. But I can never forgive him for destroying the Halloween franchise. I've read that he plans to fuck up The Blob next.
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by durrhurr on Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:38 pm

Don't you mean "1000 Devil's Rejects go to the Freaky Thunderdrag XXX Sleazefest starring some blob like thing"?
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by Fuckoid on Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:45 pm

durrhurr wrote:Don't you mean "1000 Devil's Rejects go to the Freaky Thunderdrag XXX Sleazefest starring some blob like thing"?

Most likely. And I won't be surprised if the blob has a cock and goes around cursing its victims out with a redneck accent.
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by SS88 on Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:13 pm

yo, will this be available on VHS?
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by Fuckoid on Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:17 pm

The special edition will be on VHS. But the ultra-special edition will be on Beta!
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by 10564 on Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:47 am

XD XD XD you guys are too goddamn funny
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by SS88 on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:37 am

XD4life
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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by Fuckoid on Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:25 pm

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Re: I gotta make a MOVIE!

Post by SS88 on Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:15 pm

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Post by 10564 on Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:21 am

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