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I hate randomness.

Post by Fuckoid on Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:24 pm

It makes me want to throw checkered vibrators at someone while riding a goat and wearing a Richard Nixon mask.
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Post by SS88 on Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:21 pm

quixipico. it was the third one on file.
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Post by Fuckoid on Sat May 29, 2010 3:47 am

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Post by durrhurr on Sat May 29, 2010 2:46 pm

God Bless the USA:

Because its perfectly fine to have pictures of satan anal fucking nuns and jesus being mutilated, but heaven forbid there be even one picture of a generic bearded guy with the word "Muhammad" written under it.

Fuck our pussy government.
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Post by Fuckoid on Sat May 29, 2010 3:09 pm

Depictions of Jesus being mutilated are one of the most common things in the USA. They're called crucifixes. Anyway, yeah, I agree.
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Post by durrhurr on Sat May 29, 2010 4:00 pm

Uriah wrote:Depictions of Jesus being mutilated are one of the most common things in the USA. They're called crucifixes. Anyway, yeah, I agree.

I meant more like this kind of shit:






Oh yeah, and don't forget the baby Jesus buttplug:
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

If Christians started bombing buildings over this shit, then it'd be gone from the public eye. And frankly, its understandable to see one's cherished religious figure jerking-off with his own crucifixion wound and not get at least a little pissed. So why the fuck do some Muslims go apeshit by a mere visual representation of their figure? Culture and old ways, probably, but that' another can of soup. The point is, the whiney little babies need to have their ba-bahs and since they have guns the government decides its best to give into their demands... even though everybody wants their ba-bahs...
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Post by Fuckoid on Sat May 29, 2010 4:12 pm

And let's not forget the Jackhammer Jesus, heh. That company needs to make some Muhammad toys. And a Cthulhu hentai multi-dildo face. But that last one would be showing respect. Flying Spaghetti Monster... that's where things would get really interesting.

But seriously, I agree with what you're saying. The "Jihad" is the new Inquisition.
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Post by durrhurr on Sat May 29, 2010 9:48 pm

The war on terror: avoiding the gray areas since 2001.
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Post by 10564 on Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:56 pm

XD XD XD

Reminds me of an idea I had a while back of making a porno with a bunch of deities in an orgy
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Post by durrhurr on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:34 pm

10564 wrote:XD XD XD

Reminds me of an idea I had a while back of making a porno with a bunch of deities in an orgy

Well, there already is the Cumming of Jizzus...
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Post by 10564 on Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:18 pm

XD XD XD

IS THAT LEGIT??????

IF SO, LINK!
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Post by durrhurr on Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:22 pm

10564 wrote:XD XD XD

IS THAT LEGIT??????

IF SO, LINK!

http://www.theculturalgutter.com/movies/the_cumming_of_jizzus_scene_2_set_diary.html

http://bougieman.livejournal.com/151258.html

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/5/28/the-cumming-of-jizzus-1847081

I have no idea what the fuck is up with the cucumbers, though.
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Post by RevBucky on Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:10 am

I think of it like this, Chrisians are pussies, who generally know little about the beliefs they claim to hold. You may have heard this from me before, but I got in a huge arguement once, because I told a Christian to read the Bible and understand and know about the beliefs he proclaimed. I pointed out textbook examples of blasphemy and sacriliege to him in something we were discussing, and he said they weren't that bad. And that I was wrong for telling him what kind of Christian to be.

Well, part of the belief he claims, and the rulebook (aka Holy Bible) say the same thing!!

Guess what, according to the beliefs he said he had, there is a special warmer place in Hell for him, because essentially he discarded what the Scriptures dictated.

You see, you mess with the image of Mohammed, and these are people who are true believers, not Sunday Morning lip service, these people will fuck you up. I don't respect their beliefs, but I do respect their belief!

Christian pussies will beg off. "God will get you in the afterlife, the same afterlife we will be watching you burn in Hell from our cloud in the sky." Rather then spread the love of Christ, these people revel in the idea that they are superior, and their reward of milk and honey is in the sky.

Muslims believe dying for a cause will get them the milk and honey and seventy virgins besides. Jihadists are the scariest motherfuckers in the World, because their feeling is that it ain't over until one side is completely dead, and it doesn't matter which.

These are people willing to die. Christians just piss and moan about being forgiven, and that they already are. Muslims aren't, unless they live up to the book they believe in.

Christians will say "You can't say that." Muslims will show you why you can't say that!

Of course this is generalization. I am mostly talking about Hardcore Muslims, and the majority of Christians (that I've dealt with). But someone who actually believes in either are and can be dangerous tools. And their will always be people proclaiming something they don't believe in to utilize those tools.

But the ones who believe in the Muslim God will slit your fucking throat, and the Christian ones will try to make you feel guilty and bad about yourself, while fucking you financially, physically, and spiritually. I more trust someone I know will slit my throat to my face, then continually stab me in the back!

That's my sermon for today, so proclaims the Rev Bucky.


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Post by durrhurr on Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:54 am

Well said.
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Post by Fuckoid on Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:51 am

When people ask me what turned me against Christianity, my answer is quite simple: THE BIBLE.
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Post by 10564 on Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:03 am



best site ever: http://loltheist.com/
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