I hate randomness.
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Always wondered what the thing was. Everywhere I go, I'm bound to see at least one Bibleman action figure, book or something every year or two. Why the fuck did they think this was a good idea?
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Haha... I haven't played that, but I want to play all religious themed video games at least once for the sheer hilarity. I knew as soon as I first heard about the NES game Spiritual Warfare that I had to download the ROM. It's kind of like Zelda programmed by Jack Chick on acid. Remember, kids, if you ever meet an unbeliever, throw holy fruit at them and they will convert.
Sunday Funday is a good one too... originally it was a game called Menace Beach, where you try to rescue a girl who is shown wearing less and less clothing as the game proceeds. But later (after the company Color Dreams got Jesused up and formed the Wisdom Tree label) it was changed to a game in which you're a kid smashing people to pieces while trying to make it to Sunday School. Instead of seeing the scantily clad girl between levels, you see your Sunday School teacher kindly warning you about various dangers, such as the bear in the cave that you, for some reason, must go through in the final level to get to the class. Yeah... even I couldn't make this shit up.
Sunday Funday is a good one too... originally it was a game called Menace Beach, where you try to rescue a girl who is shown wearing less and less clothing as the game proceeds. But later (after the company Color Dreams got Jesused up and formed the Wisdom Tree label) it was changed to a game in which you're a kid smashing people to pieces while trying to make it to Sunday School. Instead of seeing the scantily clad girl between levels, you see your Sunday School teacher kindly warning you about various dangers, such as the bear in the cave that you, for some reason, must go through in the final level to get to the class. Yeah... even I couldn't make this shit up.
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Uriah, if you want to see some real fucked up x-tian whackiness, games aren't the way to go (although they are fuckin' hilarious if you're in the right mood). Try looking for x-tian anti-abortion haunted/spook houses. It's amazing the amount of intricacy and work some people put into pasty-faced mannequins and anamatronic demons in an attempt to brainwash you.
Some sparse info here, but I saw more of it on a TV program once, wish I had taped it:
http://www.creedible.com/blog1/hell-house-halloween/
http://gothamist.com/2006/10/02/hell_house_1.php
http://gothamist.com/2006/10/29/hell_house_2.php
One commentor on another site said something to the effect that the kids who go to these things would have better spent their time by "building homes for the homeless."
God or not, I absolutely agree.
Here's to the hope of a sensible, secular nation, even world, and an end to fundamentalist christianity.
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Haha I love AVGN. And, the Hell House is truly scary. Not because of the scenes themselves, but because of the sheer stupidity behind it all. Makes me love the sticker on my amp that says "You should have been an abortion" even more.
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