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10564 wrote:this is not subeta

Copypasta fail D:

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Original:
To the crickery we go, the crickery we go, high hoe the vegan dough, to the crickery we go!

Equilibrium:
If the gap, if they are vegetarian, fabric, crickery crickery crickery expensive!

Original phrase: Gee why does it hurt when I urinate?

Two translations:

Wow, what hurts me pee why?

Wow, do you piss me why it hurt?

Original: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Translation: Intercourse is wrong to do?

Fun sight, might have to use this to write lyrics.

Bookmarking it now. Thanx!

Using it for lyrics is a good idea!

Original:
You are going to be eaten by Plutonian goblins. Have a nice day!

Equilibrium:
People bitten by a demon of hell. Have nice day!

why are you such an obnoxious bitch?into Japanese
理由があるような嫌な雌？
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Nasty females like a reason?
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理由のように淫乱女性？
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Nasty women as the reason?
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理由として、淫乱女性？
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The reason women horny?
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その理由は女性の角質？
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The reason is that women horny?
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その理由は、女性の角質ですか？
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The reason is that you horny women?
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理由は、角質の女性？
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Why are women horny?
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なぜ女性は角質ですか？
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Why did women horny?
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なぜ女性は角質のですか？
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Why is women horny?
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なぜ女性の角質？
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Why women horny?

XD awesome

Original:
The familiar, if somewhat monotonous, song of the cock is often described as A little bit of bread and no cheese.

(thank you Wikipedia, in reference to Yellowhammers)

Equilibrium:
If you are a bit monotonous song food, bread and cheese is a little more detailed explanation.

Original:
The cumbersome man lifted his axe.

Equilibrium:
Junk man lifted the ax.

May I pour carbonated assjuice into your shoes while riding a goat and beating you over the head with a dildo made of celery? into Japanese
一方、ヤギに乗ってディルドセロリで作られた頭の上に暴行私はあなたの靴に炭酸assjuiceを注ぐ5月？
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Meanwhile, I was beaten on the head is made of carbon Dirudoserori riding a goat in your shoes pour assjuice May?
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一方、私の頭を殴られたDirudoseroriあなたの靴のヤギに乗っ炭素で作られてassjuice 5注ぐ？
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Meanwhile, I was beaten on the head is made of carbon Dirudoserori riding a goat assjuice 5 pour your shoes?
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一方、私の頭を殴られたDirudoserori 5あなたの靴を注ぐヤギassjuice乗ってカーボン製のですか？
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Meanwhile, I was struck on the head of the goat Dirudoserori 5 assjuice pour your shoes are made of carbon or a ride?
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一方、私はヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuiceの頭の上にあなたの靴を注ぐ打たれた炭素や乗り製のですか？
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Meanwhile, I made goat Dirudoserori 5 assjuice you take carbon and pour beaten on the head of your shoes?
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一方、私はあなたと二酸化炭素を注ぐあなたの靴の頭に殴らヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuiceのですか？
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Meanwhile, I was beaten on the head of a goat in your shoes and your carbon dioxide pouring Dirudoserori 5 assjuice Why?
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一方、私はあなたの靴のヤギと二酸化炭素Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceなぜ土砂降りの頭に殴られた？
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Meanwhile, I have your shoes and carbon dioxide Dirudoserori 5 assjuice goat was beaten on the head of the downpour Why?
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土砂降りの頭の上に殴られた一方で、私はあなたの靴や二酸化炭素Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceヤギがなぜですか？
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On
the other hand had been struck on the head of the downpour, I was in
your shoes and carbon dioxide Dirudoserori 5 assjuice Why a goat?
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一方、土砂降りの頭の上に、私はあなたの靴や二酸化炭素Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceしていた打撃を受けていたなぜヤギ？
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Meanwhile, on the head of the downpour, I was in your shoes and carbon dioxide goat Dirudoserori 5 assjuice Why had he been hit?
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なぜ彼は打撃を受けていた一方で、土砂降りの頭の上に、私はあなたの靴や二酸化炭素ヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuiceのでしたか？
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Why
he had been hit while, on the head of the downpour, I have a goat in
your shoes and carbon dioxide Dirudoserori 5 assjuice What was the?
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中には、土砂降りの頭の上に、私はあなたの靴や二酸化炭素Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceに何されたヤギがなぜ彼は打撃を受けていましたか？
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During
the downpour on the head, I have your shoes and carbon dioxide
Dirudoserori 5 assjuice why the goat he was or what had been hit?
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頭の上には土砂降りの間、私はあなたの靴や二酸化炭素Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceている彼がなぜかヤギだったかヒットしていましたか？
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On
the head during the downpour, I have your shoes and carbon dioxide
Dirudoserori 5 assjuice Did you hit or why he was the goat?
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土砂降りの間に頭で、私はあなたまたはヒットなぜ彼がヤギだった君の靴と二酸化炭素Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceがありますか？
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The head during the downpour, my shoes and carbon dioxide, or hit you why he was a goat Dirudoserori 5 assjuice Have you?
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豪雨時に頭を、私の靴と、二酸化炭素のか、なぜ彼はヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuiceされましたが、ヒットすることがありますか？
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The head when heavy rain, and my shoes, or carbon dioxide, goat Dirudoserori 5 assjuice why he has been, or may be hit?
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頭が重い、雨、そして私の靴、または二酸化炭素、ヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuice、彼がなぜされているか、ヒットする可能性があります？
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Head is heavy, rain, and my shoes, or carbon dioxide, goats Dirudoserori 5 assjuice, or why he is there is likely to hit?
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頭、雨、そして私の靴、または二酸化炭素、ヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuice、または重され、なぜ彼がそこにヒットする可能性が高いですか？
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Head, rain, and my shoes, or carbon dioxide, goats Dirudoserori 5 assjuice, or is heavy, you most likely there to hit him?
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頭、雨、そして私の靴、または二酸化炭素、ヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuice、または重い場合は、ほとんどが彼にヒットする可能性が高い？
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Head, rain, and my shoes, or carbon dioxide, goats Dirudoserori 5 assjuice, or if serious, he is likely to hit the most?
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頭、雨、そして私の靴、または二酸化炭素、ヤギDirudoserori 5 assjuice場合、または、重大な彼は最もヒットする可能性が高いですか？
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Head, rain, and my shoes, or carbon dioxide, if Dirudoserori 5 assjuice goat, or is he serious or is likely to hit the most?
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頭、雨、そして私の靴、または二酸化炭素の場合、Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceヤギ、または、彼または最もヒットする可能性は深刻ですか？
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Head, rain, and my shoes, or if the carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice Goat, or, most likely to hit him or you serious?
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頭、雨、そして私の靴の場合、または、二酸化炭素、Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceヤギ、または、ほとんど彼のヒットしたり、深刻な可能性が高い？
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Head, rain, and if my shoe, or carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice goat, or hit him or most likely serious?
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頭、雨、もし私の靴、または、二酸化炭素、Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceヤギ、またはヒット彼または最も深刻な可能性が高い？
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Head, rain, if my shoes, or carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice goats, or most likely a serious or hit him?
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頭、雨、もし私の靴、または、二酸化炭素、Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceヤギ、または最も深刻な、あるいは彼のヒット可能性が高い？
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Head, rain, if my shoes, or carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice goat, or most serious, or likely to hit him?
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頭、雨、もし私の靴、または、二酸化炭素、Dirudoserori 5 assjuiceヤギや、最も深刻な、あるいは彼にヒットする可能性が高い？
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Head, rain, if my shoes, or carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice and goats, the most serious, he is likely to hit them?
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頭、雨、もし私の靴、または、二酸化炭素、Dirudoserori 5 assjuice、山羊、最も深刻な、彼はそれらヒットする可能性が高いですか？
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Head, rain, if my shoes, or carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice, goats, the most serious, or he is likely to hit them?
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頭、雨、もし私の靴、または、二酸化炭素、Dirudoserori 5 assjuice、山羊、最も深刻な、あるいは彼はそれをヒットする可能性が高いですか？
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Head, rain, if my shoes, or carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice, goats, the most serious, or whether he is likely to hit it?
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頭、雨、もし私の靴、または、二酸化炭素、Dirudoserori 5 assjuice、山羊、最も深刻なのかどうか彼はそれをヒットする可能性が高いですか？
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Head,
rain, if my shoes, or carbon dioxide, Dirudoserori 5 assjuice, goats,
he is the most serious whether you are likely to hit it?
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

original:

dude I have no idea what to type into this since I use it so much and I
am beginning to lose variety in what I end up typing in.

equilibrium:

Since then, I have to enter for the purpose of growth, I began to lose
faith in this kind

That sounded somewhat Lovecraftian, heh.

XD

yup, he used that site for all his texts

I shit my pants while I was unlocking the door.
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私はドアをロックしている間は、私のズボンをたわごと。
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While I was locking the door, shit my pants.
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私はドアをロックされたが、私のズボンをたわごと。
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I have locked the door and shit my pants.
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私はドアをロックしていると私のズボンをたわごと。
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I shit my pants and locked the door.
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私はズボンをたわごと、ドアをロックされます。
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I shit pants and locked the door.
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私はズボンをたわごと、ドアをロックされます。
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I shit pants and locked the door.

damn

translation: DAM, yo..

XD

original: This forum is for the freaks, the outcasts, the misunderstood, the
perverts, the rebels, etc. Don't come here to preach bullshit to us and
don't come here to judge us. If you can't handle shit that's posted on
here, nobody's forcing you to continue browsing, so fucking leave. Just
letting you know

translated: This forum, freaks, outcasts, rebels, Ranai'm decided to convert to
explain misleading nonsense. If you have all your shit, you can refer to
sex therapy. You know:)

HAIL RANAI'M! HAIL SEX THERAPY!