The True Story of Beepsy

Once there was a happy, pretty girl named Beepsy, who loved strawberries. Beepsy was different from the other girls. Although she appeared to be a regular girl otherwise, she actually had both female and male reproductive organs, which were fully functional. Only her boyfriends and girlfriends knew her naughty secret. One day, Beepsy decided to make love to herself. Nine months later, she gave birth to the child she had impregnated herself with. Because this had never been done before, the space/time continuum was disrupted and the world exploded.

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